Episodes
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Jurassic Park 3 (2001) Commentary Track
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
It's time to do the third or fourth best Jurassic Park movie! Join us as we take a prehistoric look back at JP 3! From the copious amount of runtime jokes, to baffling writing decisions, to Andrew's near hit & run with Ben Hildebrand, you won't want to miss a single minute! I mean with how short the movie is that's like 1/8th of the movie!
To Sync up, begin the Commentary as the Universal Logo fades up.
Original Air Date: May 15th 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
The Phantom (1996) Commentary Track
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Just because you're social distancing doesn't mean you can listen to our banter! Join us as we do our first (& last) remote commentary from Quarantine, for the B-Movie Cult Classic/Bomb The Phantom! Try to piece together what the hell we're talking about as we fail to be able to hear each other, just like elderly people!
To sync up press play as Paramount Logo fades up.
Original Air Date: April 15th 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Mars Attacks (1996) Commentary Track
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Join us as we discuss the star studded, but critically mixed Tim Burton Cult Classic: Mars Attacks! From Burton's lamp shading of B-Movie tropes to us discussing who if any is the main character of the film & of course Tom Jones! We cover all of this & more so, what else is there to say except Ack Ack?
To sync up press play as the Warner Brothers logo logo fades up
Original Air Date: April 1st 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Super Mario Bros. (1993) Commentary Track
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Well it's come to this, we're doing the 1993 Box office Bob-omb Super Mario Bros! The film that almost killed half of its cast & has kept any other Mario movies from being made! So join us as we discuss the baffling decisions & horror stories that haunted Bob Hoskins to his dying day!
To sync up press play as the Hollywood Pictures logo fades up.
Original Air Date: March 15th 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Spider-Man 3 (2007) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Are you ready Web heads? In today's commentary we tackle the fifth best Spider-Man movie! We discuss the whiplash between the beauty of Sandman's origin & the Spider Dance! As well as our gripes with the difficult PS2 game & lack of lego sets!
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Spider-Man 2 (2004) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Welcome back Web heads! Today we tackle possibly the greatest Spider-Man movie of all time! Wait, we're doing Spider-Man 3, next time... Either way get ready for discussions of Edgy teens stupid opinions on this movie, the PS2 game (again) & the Lego Set!
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Spider-Man (2002) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Are you ready for the cinematic debut of our favorite web-slinger? Well we are for sure! From James Franco's dyed hair, to our Willem Dafoe impressions & of course our thoughts on the PS2 tie in game this commentary has it all!
To sync up press play as the Columbia logo fades up.
Original Air Date: February 1st 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Jingle All the Way (1996) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Merry Christmas! We are doing the most Ok Christmas movie of all time with Jingle All the Way. So take a break from your family, or lonely self reflection & check out our thoughts on this memorable & meme-able movie!
To sync up press play as the Fox logo fades up. Note we are watching the standard version not the extended version.
Original Air Date: December 25th 2019
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Merry Christmas! For our first Christmas themed commentary, we are doing the special that put Rankin & Bass on the map! So join us as we mock 1960s sensibilities & talk about how that snowman may be a crazed stalker!
Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto the universal logo (if not watching official DVD or Stream, shame on you, Santa is watching, wait 24 seconds until starting).
Original Air Date: December 18th 2019
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) Commentary Track
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Saturday Nov 28, 2020
Happy Thanksgiving! Time for the best Thanksgiving movie of all time! Ok so there aren't really any others, but this is still great! So ignore your family & listen to the three of us talk about technical problems with our viewing & Son of the Mask!
Instructions for Syncing to movie: Start Commentary as soon as screen fades up from black onto opening logos.
Original Air Date: November 28th 2019